sweet serendipity

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

outofcontextdnd:

GM: “You can’t interrogate someone you don’t share a language with.”

Enforcer: “Everyone speaks ‘I-want-to-keep-my-toes.’”

lostpocketwatch: will u and trimm suttner collab he writes pomes for ur anime and u make animes for his pomes?? pls and thank u are very beauty how is your mother

trimmsuttneroriginalpomes:

josephdelage:

sounds like a hack

your words are empty
like your miserable soul
i’ll see you in hell

butterfly-robot:

k e e p    b u y i n g    s t a r s    

Marina Diamandis + Death

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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— Anonymous: If you would ever turn homosexual, who would be the first man youd bare a kiss?

timsutton:

"turn" homosexual? you know being gay and being a werewolf aren’t the same thing right

a-storm-for-every-spring:

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

oh god this sounds staggeringly awful I am so sorry

chameleocoonj:

I’m crying I can’t believe this